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Lives inside a big greenhouse in hopes i grow a little bit taller next spring

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gayingenue:

literally i would kill for her

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slavery:

Bro 99% of American men jack their friends off platonically so take that dick out I’m about to go durkio krazy on you

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tilthat:

TIL that a horse actually has up to 15 horse powers.

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woah i wonder what powers this horse has

1- peak horse speed

2- peak horse strength

3- supreme horse intellect

4- telepathy

5- empathy

6- telekinesis and forcefield projection

7- brief, random invisibility

8- earth manipulation

9- probability manipulation

10- emotional manipulation

11- tactical stealth conditioning

12- duplication (physical)

13- duplication (temporal)

14- elastic, frictionless body

15- eat grass

how all language is actually resource management

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